Jersey Shore Season Three Finale Tonight!

Tonight will prove to be bittersweet as the Jersey Shore comes to a close and ends season three. The show, having only been on television for about two years, documents the lives of eight housemates in Seaside Heights. if you haven't seen the show yet, you should most likely hold off until next season, which will air in late 2011 and is currently being filmed in Italy. If you have seen the show, you will enjoy the quotes and videos below. 

12 Best Quotes from the Season Three Premiere - Fancast

“When Ron gets drunk, he’s single.” – Snooki

“I can smell the fake tans and the hair gel already.” – Ron arriving at the Jersey Shore

“I’m just really, really excited to like, be back at Seaside—this is like Gorilla Juice-head Guido Heaven!” –Snooki

“It’s supposedly 80% lean, 20% fat—that’s how I like my women.” – Vinny referring to his burgers on the grill

“She looks like a gremlin.” – Ron on Deena

“I love to have a good time; I’m single-ready-to-mingle, and I’m just like a walking holiday.” – Deena

“If Deena was a holiday she’d definitely be Thanksgiving cuz she’s got a lot to give and down for a lot of stuffing.” – The Situation

“You’re gonna hook up with grenades, but you can’t make out with me—are you serious?” – Snooki talking on camera about Vinny

“Cowboy hat is probably another term for Deena’s ‘kooh-kah.’” – Pauly D

“Deena kind of reminded me of a dirty chihuahua, just barking, and you just kinda want to smack it to the side.” – Sammi

“You don’t want to piss off Deena like that because even though we’re tiny b-tches—I don’t give a sh-t—I will attack you like a squirrel monkey.” – Snooki on Sammi

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worst show on television